Celebrity Rehab.

That show is insane. If you have not seen it you need to, it’ll waste 30 minutes of your life but it’s pretty funny. They are so pathetic and such a waste of life (unlike this blog…cough). This week I saw Gary Busey on it…that guy was BORN an addict. I don’t mean his mother was an addict, but look at him, you can tell he’s fucked up. It’s almost as if his face paved a path for him to be strictly a crazy insane looking creepy dude, like a horrible destiny. There’s no way in this world he could be the sweetest & most chilled man on the planet. Poor guy.

A great quote he said on tonights episode:

“My love for you goes 5,000 miles past heaven” in context to his apology to Jeff Conaway after he had a dispute over who gets the front seat in a van.

Speaking of Jeff Conaway, he provided the quote of the week on tonights episode:

“I feel like God touched me in my sleep lastnight”.

See, drugs aren’t so bad, without them we would not have great quotes like these.

Even his mother could not love this face.

now I have yet to post two photos in on post, but I will make an exception:

poor monkey.

The beauty of slavery.

I think Sundays in the myworldpopulationme realm will become educational Sundays. This may last no longer than today, but we’ll see how it goes. Anywho, today I want to talk about the upsides of slavery. People always seem to go all negative nancy on the subject of slavery but let’s take a minute to re-think this.

Slavery is awful, yes I agree, but it has also brought us pretty much every great architecture structure since the early 1900′s! We wouldn’t have pyramids or the terracotta army without it! For those of you unfamiliar with the terracotta army it was built by Qin Shi Huang, China’s first emperor who lived around 250 BC-200 BC. He created the first version of the great wall of China, he also developed a mausoleum filled with the terracotta army. The terracotta army is a series of life sized sculpted soldiers (6ft-6ft 5in) all lined up in rows. There is over 8,000 soldiers, 130 chariots with 520 horses and 150 cavalry horses discovered to this day. Is this necessary? Absolutely not, but is it awesome? Fuck yes. He also created a mausoleum for his burial grounds that supposedly has a gigantic lake of mercury in a miniature world depicting a city, a ceiling studded with jewels and spans 56.25 square km’s. These are the kind of things that we will never see again as we eliminate slavery… such a catch 22.

it only took 720,000 volunteers to make this!

Turban squash.

Have you ever seen these things? Named wrong for sure. They are named in this manner apparently because it looks like it has a “turban like swirl on its blossomed end”. They could not be more wrong, if you are calling it anything call it a tumor squash because it looks more like it has tumors coming off it than anything. If I sent you to get me one from the closest grocer and you had never seen one but I said “can you buy me a tumor squash” you would come back with the right one for sure. It’s time to rename that son of a bitch.

turban or tumor, you tell me.

Being of the minority.

I was applying for something at school when I noticed at the bottom of the school’s website that it listed something about being a visible minority. It then proceeded to list off these minorities which included: non-Caucasian skin tone, aboriginal, disabled & women. Yes, women. I mean, yes there is more men than women (101.3 men for every 100 women – source: 2001 World Almanac) but really? At this day and age why are women still considered “minority”? Why are aboriginals listed separately than non-Caucasian?

C.S.I.

Why is C.S.I so popular? Is it the horrible catch phrases? The bad story lines? The horrible acting? I don’t get it. I mean, i’ve seen more episodes than I can count, but it still doesn’t mean I like it. The script is awful, each episode is just as predictable as a fucking scooby doo episode & they do the fakest things ever to solve crimes. There is no way someone can use a program to hack into someones computer, find a way to access their hard drives memory that recorded a webcam that could see clear enough to see through a wall to find a blood stain and access it’s D.N.A sample via all of that. Ok so maybe it wasn’t that crazy, but it’s pretty much the same thing.

I believe more in Buffy the vampire slayer than I do in C.S.I. Horatio acts so tough but I bet his bark is bigger than his bite. I would like to see him and say Dog The Bounty Hunter have a UFC match, he would get pwned for sureeeee.

n00dz.

I recently purchased an xbox 360 for the second time. The first time I sold it because I decided to buy a piano instead so I learn something productive rather than waste time in a virtual world, this time around I realized I’m way better at things in the virtual world than the real world so fuck it.

When I picked it up the gentleman showing me it demonstrated how everything works and what not and after his girlfriend left the room he slighly said to me “I’ll just delete all of these messages on the xbox live account, but I’ll leave those four for you there…things got a little crazy and well…” and proceeded to open up the message and open the attached photo and show me a horrific photo of a female, that.. let’s just say this duckling will not become a swan..wearing a gaming head piece with mic, topless, licking her own nipple… it was grim.

People need to not throw around naked photos so easily. They also should not do sexual acts that I think 95% of the population doesn’t find attractive but rather revolting…especially with a head set on.

*while looking for a photo for this by searching “girl nerd”, by the second page in google it became almost all porn… It seems female nerds & video games = porn, who knew.

this works..

trap rap, get with it Holmes!

Today I found a book of thoughts & ideas from a creepy dude. After inspecting it I found a part of it where he was trying to come up with either a tag for graffiti or a rap name playing off the word “trap”. What you are about to read will blow your fuckin mind its so genius:

Trapreal
Mctrapdonalds
Trapunzel
Backstreet traps
Trap De solei
Fuck trap
Segatrapenesis
Jurassic trap
Marilyn Montrap
The eiffel traptower
Velocitrapper
Trap apples
Arnold Schwartzatrapper
Trappin la Vida loca
Teenage mutant trap turtles
Trap willy 3 (my fav)
Alvin & the triptraps
Wayne traptzgy
Martin Luther trap
The great trap of china
Knights of the trapped table
Osama bin trapten
Scientraptology
9021trap

So get ready folks, trap rap is about to sweep the nation!

“yesterday he seemed so fine, purring & pouncing”

Yesterday ash & I talked about animal suicide. The idea came to me while I was washing my hair oddly enough, but I was thinking do animals commit suicide in the same manner that humans may. I mean, I know there are parasites that will get into somethings brain & make it end it’s own life but I’m talking does a dog ever get heart broken & lays in the road as a car approaches.

You never hear of someone saying “boxer ate all the rat poison” as suspected suicide, it’s likely he thought it was food… Or did he?

Whales will often beach themselves when they get sick, or wolves will walk into a Forrest fire rather than leave the Forrest if they know humans are waiting for them & so the list goes on. There is even a website http://animalsuicide.com which provides information about, well, animal suicide. It struck me odd when we saw a photo of a dinosaur on there, my theory is there must have been a twisted T-Rex & he said to all the dinosaurs “bathe in this holy tar & we will live on forever in a magic planet!” & they followed him & everyone died except the T-Rex, but he killed off all his food & starved to death.

Anyways, I think we put a lot of efforts into fighting depression & suicide for HUMANS but is anyone looking after the animals? We have lands dedicated to protecting animals from predators but is anyone out there protecting them from themselves?

Don't do it! you're not an ugly duckling! you're beautiful inside and out!

rehab pub night.

So tonight I found out on torontorehab.com that they are looking for volunteers for their pub night. This doesn’t make much sense to me since it’s rehab. Kyle said it’s for the people trying to get off drugs, but I stated that they don’t have a drug night for the alcoholics so that’s not fair. Afterwards I realized it’s rehab for the body, not for drug/drinking disorders haha.

Kyle’s reading Russel Brand’s new biography and said when he went into rehab to kick heroin he brought in weed and a bottle of jack’s with him. I don’t think it was to help him cope, i bet he used it to sell to the other addicts at high mark up so he could buy more heroin. That’s what I would do if I were him! Anything to get my fix! Does anyone else ever get the craving to try heroin? I mean, I know it ruins 99.9% of all the lives it touches and I know it’s not good for you..but think about it, if these people would kill their own mother for one more hit..it’s gotta be pretty special! If you could try it once knowing there was absolutely no risk of becoming addicted and nobody would find out would you try it? just a sample needle between the toes session?

this could be you! think about it!

Siamese twins.

Ash and I are watching a program about siamese twins and it got me thinking. How do siamese twins have sex? There are two girls with two hearts, 4 lungs, 2 stomach’s (but dispose of waste out of one ass) and have two arms. I asked if they are driving do both of them have to get drivers licence? Yes, yes they do. I asked if one can be drunk and the other is not if they can drive using only the arm of the sober one but no they can not. They aren’t sure who will get a ticket when they get pulled over either.

So let’s get back to the main topic at hand, if they are having sex, does one close their eyes or do they both do the same guy? (or girl if that’s what they are into). Is it incest if they are both involved? If one has sex with her boyfriend but the other isn’t into it is that rape? So many questions, what do you guys think?

Also, how come we have siamese people, siamese dogs, etc which are all attached, but then when you have a siamese cat it’s different?

I can only hope one day we find siamese great white sharks or siamese crocodiles! Imagine how amazingly scary that would be!

steps toward a siamese shark!