Dog porn.

Relating to porn, Ashley my roomate just said to me “You should make dog porn featuring Tonka (her dog and likely the most famous Bulldog in the world)” and said he should be fucking a British guard (first a real person, THAN changed to a dog being a look-a-like because she doesn’t want to support beastiality) and I said he should fuck the Queen…a dog look-a-like being her.

It’s basically Jingle-Cats meets porn.

First we started gun heavy on this blog, then Jesus heavy, now porn heavy. My next blog should be about Jesus using a gun in a porno.

Imagine them fucking while doing this song: